After the long and rumour-filled months of waiting, the iPhone 7 is officially here!
The cheapest version (with 32GB memory) goes for N270,000! And this is based on the official price as this could be more when it becomes available in Nigeria.
While there are a lot of people who still won’t be able to afford the new Apple product; at least not until next year, let’s tell you six crazy ways you might just be able to afford the new iPhone 7 or iPhone 7 Plus.
Hang around Peckers nightclub for at least two weeks
This popular mainland nightclub has a lot of female hotties standing outside the club waiting on pickups… you can afford an iphone7 with the money made in two weeks – depending on how hot you are. *winks*
Sell your kidney
A kidney goes for as much as $262,000, which is equivalent to N83m. So you can as much afford a lot of other things you crave for… not just an iPhone 7.
Get a sugar daddy
This time you don’t need someone that looks too good, but anyone that can pay that money.
Sell your father’s land
He must not know… it’s a coded thing between yourself and your heart’s desire – the iPhone 7!
Take a loan from your place of work!
Snatch Bobrisky’s bae
Just so know, you have to be more than hot – and we mean ‘male’ hotter than Bobrisky – to be able to steal his bae.
But then, where will you find his bae?
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